5 definitions by xenite

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A simple question to start up a conversation. However, few people actually are interested in what they are asking.
Bill: So.....how's the wife?

Frank: What the fuck kind of ice breaker is that?
by xenite July 10, 2008

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One who's eyes make him/her look retarded regardess if they are or not.
Bill: Did you see that optical retard?

Pete: Yeah. That is one fucked up pair of peepers.
by xenite August 10, 2008

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One who is deeply hated.
You're such a crontle. That's why you have no friends dumbass!
by xenite May 27, 2008

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A small person, who usually wears fuzzy clothing. It can be made into a nickname. (it's quite catchy)
Dude, look at that peen over there!

Go fuck yourself you stupid peen!

Hey, Peen, what's up?
by xenite May 27, 2008

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A basic army entree, consisting of some form of meat on a form of bread.
God, I'm really sick of eating shit on a shingle every fuckin' day!
by xenite July 10, 2008

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