A dating disorder wherein a guy with zero self confidence has a constant need for approval and the personality of a wet mop, who blames his inability to get a girlfriend
or hook up
on the delusion that he is simply too nice and women only want douchebags
. Contrary to feminist
beliefs(again), NGS is not misogynist nor sexual entitlement. It's self-victimization.
- being too nice
- never disagreeing
- a need to please others
- blaming the friendzone
- fear of rejection
- unstable self-esteem
- thinking girls should lust for you acting overly nice...
- ...self-pity when reality
The exact cause of NGS is unknown, though professionals agree a common factor is acting like a faggot with no backbone in a competitive dating scene.
If you think bitches constantly friend-zone you and only hook up with douches when you're obviously superior because of how supar nice and affectionate you are... then you may suffer from NGS.
- Dying alone
- Getting used
- Crying yourself to sleep
The first step is realizing that you are the problem and girls are simply not attracted to insecurity and fail. Your doctor can often prescribe a swift kick in the ass for your balls to drop, which should help develop confidence. Thick skin
and a personality are also recommended.
Jake: Man why do girls like Megan keep dating douchebags instead of me? I'm so much better just look how much nicer I am. It's not fair.
David: Well have you tried busting a move or flirting or something?
Jake: No way I don't wanna come off like a douche. I mean what if she doesn't like that or something.
David: So.... you're just nice? That's it?
Jake: Not *just* nice, I'm also totally a great listener and willing to do anything they want without complaining.
David: And this is every time? Dude... That sounds like some kinda nice guy syndrome. Ouch.
Kate: Hey what about that Jake guy? He's totally into you and kinda cute.
Megan: lol I had no idea. The guy's super nice and a great listener but he never flirts or makes a move. I figured he just wasn't into me. Besides, it feels like he's sucking up to me sometimes. Such a snorefest, not really into that.