"Lets just be friends"....Translation: "I don't just want you to mourn the loss; I want to remind you of it every day. I want you to suffer. I want you to envy. I want you to die slowly, a bit at a time. And I want you to smile and thank me for it."
Guy: I love you hun!
Girl: Me to ^_^
*five minutes later*
Girl: I think we need to get to know each other better, lets just be friends