2 definitions by x-RosieB;

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1. The biggest pansy ever. I'm surprised he hasn't come out of the closet yet. Only dating Vanessa Hudgens *cough*whore!*cough* to cover up his obvious homosexuality.

2. A makeup-obsessed 'teen' star that thinks he's the hottest thing to walk this earth.

3. A douchebag. Tries to look like Robert Pattinson by growing facial hair, and going for the 'i-don't-care-how-i-look-but-i-obviously-do-with-everything-i've-got' kind of look.

4. A complete tryhard. Going to end up going on a drug-spree and dieing like Elvis Presley.

5. A paedophile. Even though he's 21 years old, he's still loving the fact that 8 year-old girl's are in love with him.

6. A freak. Obviously can't sing for shit, and play's basketball with everything he's got even though he's probably shit at it in real life.

7. A manwhore. Most likely lost his virginity at the age of 5 to his preschool teacher.

8. A dork. Can't stand not being the centre of attention.
CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl1: OHEMGEE! Zac Efron is lyk dah hottest fing 2 walk on God's green earth i wanna make out wit him so bad!

CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl2: ZOMG I WANNA MAKE OUT WIT HIM MORR! HEZ MINE BIATCH!

Me: CAN YOU TWO SHUT UP??!?!?! YOU'RE DESTROYING THE PEACE IN HERE WITH YOUR STUPID FANGIRL SHIT!

CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl1: hayyy shut up mannn hez beeutifuhlz and ur jeluss dat he luvz me morr dan yu!

Me: Oh per-lease!

CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl2: AHH YU WANT HIM T0OH! TOO BAD BETCH HES MINE YU CANT HAV HIHM!

Me: Ughh, pass me a bucket!

CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl1: NAWW yu want him.

Me: NAWW i don't. he's a pansy freak that deserves to die.
*Grabs my portable stereo and blasts MCR to drown out their screams*

Isn't that what you would do?
by x-RosieB; May 19, 2009
1. The biggest pansy ever. I'm surprised he hasn't come out of the closet yet. Only dating Vanessa Hudgens *cough*whore!*cough* to cover up his obvious homosexuality.

2. A makeup-obsessed 'teen' star that thinks he's the hottest thing to walk this earth.

3. A douchebag. Tries to look like Robert Pattinson by growing facial hair, and going for the 'i-don't-care-how-i-look-but-i-obviously-do-with-everything-i've-got' kind of look.

4. A complete tryhard. Going to end up going on a drug-spree and dieing like Elvis Presley.

5. A paedophile. Even though he's 21 years old, he's still loving the fact that 8 year-old girl's are in love with him.

6. A freak. Obviously can't sing for shit, and play's basketball with everything he's got even though he's probably shit at it in real life.

7. A manwhore. Most likely lost his virginity at the age of 5 to his preschool teacher.

8. A dork. Can't stand not being the centre of attention.
CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl1: OHEMGEE! Zac Efron is lyk dah hottest fing 2 walk on God's green earth i wanna make out wit him so bad!

CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl2: ZOMG I WANNA MAKE OUT WIT HIM MORR! HEZ MINE BIATCH!

Me: CAN YOU TWO SHUT UP??!?!?! YOU'RE DESTROYING THE PEACE IN HERE WITH YOUR STUPID FANGIRL SHIT!

CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl1: hayyy shut up mannn hez beeutifuhlz and ur jeluss dat he luvz me morr dan yu!

Me: Oh per-lease!

CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl2: AHH YU WANT HIM T0OH! TOO BAD BETCH HES MINE YU CANT HAV HIHM!

Me: Ughh, pass me a bucket!

CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl1: NAWW yu want him.

Me: NAWW i don't. he's a pansy freak that deserves to die.
*Grabs my portable stereo and blasts MCR to drown out their screams*

Isn't that what you would do?
by x-RosieB; May 19, 2009

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