Loser: Wow your a loser
You : Your FACE is a loser!!
Loser: Wow, you call that a diss you mo-fo?
You : You FACE calls that a diss you mo-fo!
Loser: Wow, you're a fag
You : Wow, your FACE is a fag!
Loser: Stop saying that!
You : Your FACE should stop saying that!
Loser: Stop or i'll hit you!
You : Stop or your FACE will hit you!
Loser: Ugh!! ~Gives up and stomps away~
You : THATS RIGHT! YOUR FACE!!
Normal conversation context:
Person1: Hey what do you want to do?
Person2: What does your FACE want to do?
Person1: Oh no, not that again.
Person2: Oh no, not your FACE again.
Person1: Can we just order a pizza?
Person2: Can your FACE just order a pizza?
Person1: Ahhh! NeverMIND! ~Angrily stomps away~
Person2: Grins triumphantly and winks at viewers.
You see? The universal best and most annoyingly excellent and world reknown comeback, guaranteed to give you victory during a verbal arguement with some loser who cant diss, or a random conversation with a person.