North American Pavement Ape. A poorly behaved black male in his teens or early twenties. Often raised by unwed, single mothers in poor environments, their upbringing is marked by an absence of discipline and appropriate role models, and a lack of access to quality education. Because of this they are poorly socialized and often engage in "cheap signaling" such as wearing hoodies, not pulling up their pants, loping or slanting instead of walking fully upright like normal bipeds, and loitering in gaggles at convenience stores. In extreme cases they will also engage in crime or violent behavior. Seen most often in urban areas, since they like to prey on scared, weak white people like the kind that live in big cities (not in the red states, where many whites are armed and dangerous.)
Ted: "Hey, stop in at this 7-11, I need a coke."
Bill: "No way man. Every time I go in there, the place is full of NAPAs."
Tanisha: "My man broke up wit me again!"
Lawanda: "Oh snap! How'd he do it this time?"
Tanisha: (sniffle) "He sent me a text!"
Lawanda: "Hmmf. That NAPA got no manners!"
To defecate into ones hair and spike it up in a festive manner. When it dries, it should look similar to Davy Crocket's "Coon Hat."
When Bobby-James, and Mary-Sue-Ann make thier weekly love, they enjoy finishing up with a brisk "Davy Crocket."