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Any person who is stupid or commiting a stupid act to be cool but fails miserably without knowing they have made a jackass of themself.see also dipwad, jackass.
Jimmy tried in vain to be like his idol Johnny Knoxville, but ended up making a dipnut of himself.
by wouldn't you like to know April 5, 2004
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F.A.D. also said F-a-d is an abbreviation for fuckingassDeutch
Dude you're such a FAD
by wouldn't you like to know April 24, 2005
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You WISH you were her or that she wanted you. She is Not Your Bitch
1. Sasrobin is jealous because he can't have notyourbitch.

2. I am notyourbitch.
by wouldn't you like to know November 6, 2004
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Ali Gordon is the head of the party partol at armstrong highschool.
by wouldn't you like to know October 11, 2003
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1. slang form of 'okay please'. used to make fun of ppl who type lyke dis.
by wouldn't you like to know August 2, 2003
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Good Ol' New Canaan Right? No not right its actually kinda sad actually!! Lets see why hmmm..ino because the kids that live there don't respect the area in which they live!! They take every little thing for granted! They dont understand that people dream of being rich of course the kids there dont have to!! Why you may ask, because they dont know what a dream is because supposedly they are already living in it!! But that dream isnt all glitz and glamour as many people think!! No instead the kids living here have no lives so they waste themselves by getting high or drunk! But why would anyone do that when they have everything? Because they believe they really do have troubles!!! They think because they didnt get the car they asked for that their lives will end so they turn to some type of drug! Sad isnt it! For all the real people out their the glitz and glamour of the rich and famous isnt that great mainly, because they forget who they are, because they were never anyone to begin with!! For all you sad pathetic kids that live or go to a private school within new Canaan ask yourselves Why? Why the hell do you tear people apart not from each other but you tear those people apart from the inside out! I mean look at what you write about eachother!! Of course your too pathetic yourselves to face that person face to face!! For the neighboring towns dont be offend by the New Canaan High kids because they cant be that great because most of them were rejected by the Private Schools in the area and thats why they sadly are going to the public school in town!! Not saying that public school is bad They are much better then private but to be living in New Canaan its only acceptable for their parents status for them to be going to Private! Thats right the kids in New Canaan their parents only hope for them was to show them off, but not much to show off if they are going back and forth from rehab!! Of course sometimes private school is worse when kids actually think their world is so horrible that they take their education for granted and get drunk at school!! News Flash: No one in the real world gets drunk at school! Why? Because kids in the real world work hard for their grades and it doesnt matter how much money their parents have its about how hard they work!! Welcome to the real world New Canaan, where the rest of the world laughs at your expense!!
Of course their are the rare and few New Canaaners that are real but those are the people who have lived with their parents when they had nothing and slowly worked their way up the Social Ladder!! Of course those people are signaled out and made fun of because they are too smart for New Canaan and everyone else is jealous that those kids actually had a life!!
All will be well when New Canaan's Youth becomes part of the World and I mean the Real World!! Of course that may never happens, for they believe they are in the Real World but really they will get job opps from their parents or parents friends who feel bad for the pathectic life of those grown up kids!!
New Canaan ever heard of the Real World! Thats right you will be rejected from the real world!! Too Bad!!
by wouldn't you like to know April 24, 2005
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