84 definitions by woody thomas

miracle

A term used by Deadheads back in the day, meaning a ticket to a show given as a gift to someone outside the venue who has no ticket. Usually given randomly by a stranger. Taken from the Grateful Dead song "I Need a Miracle."

I was walking around the parking lot when this guy came up and miracled me

by woody thomas January 7, 2006

as the crow flies

the distance between two places if you took a straight line from one to the other

it's six miles to drive from my house to work, but only 3 miles as the crow flies

by woody thomas April 25, 2006

Kansas City Shitty

Term used by Midwesteners back in the 70s, referring to locally grown marijuana, which then was highly inferior in quality. Any "domestic" weed would only be acquired as a last resort if no Mexican was available.

I smoked some of that Kansas City Shitty and all I got was a headache and a sore throat.

by woody thomas January 18, 2006

toilet

a place such as Miami, Florida or Newark, New Jersey.
Or...East St. Louis, Illinois

Miami is the biggest fuckin' toilet in the country

by woody thomas April 12, 2007

prell

a vaginal fart, referenced in National Lampoon years ago

she let out a big ol' prell after I pulled out

by woody thomas January 5, 2006

hotter than Texas in July

describing an extremely attractive woman

Wow, man, that chick is hotter than Texas in July!

by woody thomas April 29, 2006

Bosie

an infantile term used by parents when speaking to a pre-school aged child, meaning genitals of either gender

Honey, don't forget to wash your bosie when you take your bath.

by woody thomas January 7, 2006