The discussion board had such members as pkingascwdriver, loose screws, screwage, clark, wonder cow, alter ego, and others. The threads were mostly quasi role playing, with users typically expressing a point of view opposite of their actual opinion for satirical purposes.
Outrageous solutions to the screwdriver "problem" were frequent topic of discussion, such as adopting glue and tape for all "fastening needs". After all, no one "needs" screws or screwdrivers.
pkingascwdriver, who in reality was pro gun control and one of the few liberal members of the banscrewdrivers forum, had a signature close to the following:
"Guns are tools and as such should be kept loaded in an unlocked toolbox or junk drawer for easy access and everyday use. Screwdrivers, on the other hand, are dangerous weapons, and if owned at all should be kept locked in a cabinet."
A genre of erotic fiction pioneered by Christie Sims, who has multiple works of fiction available on Amazon
Guy1: Woah dude did you read Ravished by the Triceratops by Christie Sims?
Guy2: Yeah man but I liked Taken by the Tyrannosaurus better. That dinosaur erotica is the shit.