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44 definitions by womoma

 
22.
Irish slang for something bad like taste or smell.
Whats your favourite drink?

Ah mines Guinness all the way.

Augh I cant drink that muck, gives me the shits.
by womoma April 15, 2005
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23.
crapfork (n) A misfortunate occurrence which is equally as amusing and ironic as it is annoying.
Irish slang, invented on the internet as part of a socialogical experiment.
"Awww Jaysus Deco, you went all the way down to Cork to meet her parents and she ends up dumpin ya. Thats a crapfork."
by womoma April 15, 2005
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24.
verb.
to kiss or lick somebodys anus for their sexual pleasure.

That sunkiss you gave me was tremendous. I never knew I could get so much pleasure from someone kissing my ass ring.
by womoma April 27, 2006
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25.
proof that the southside of Dublin has plenty of knacker bastards
"You wish you were from the Southside you fucking Northside knacker"
"Eh Im from Clontarf and its very nice, not like Tallaght you dumb cunt"
by womoma April 15, 2005
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26.
FuCK YOU AMURRHIKUN FAYGOTS WHO SAY IRISH PEOPLE ARE LEPRECHAUNS!!!! I WANT TO GET ON YOUR TITS

sdfkljhdrgkljerlkj im gay
You'd better not come to Dublin wit dat attitude, bitches! I'm 7'4 and A HALF! And I weigh 200 pounds! I'm fuckiong terrifying! I rape you good!
by womoma April 25, 2005
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27.
In Europe a carny is a scary person who is on the darker, wilder side of the crusty world.

Typically wearing dreadlocks, goatie beards, stripey pants, various small bells, and pointy shoes, they are often skilled in juggling or fire breathing.

Commonly found all over Europe but particulary in Czeck Republic, Germany and Norway, not neccessarily having been born there.

They live in a world of red mushrooms with white spots, jesters, gnomes, trolls, dwarfs, chainmail, pointless medievil references and bad music.

They play freaky variants of guitars and mandolins and often speak in rhymes or riddles.

They are rarely seen on TV, One appeared on Ali G, singing a song about "the pixie people"

They dont listen to CDs, opting to play their own freaky rubbish. The closest thing to carny music you might find is a band called "folque" -
Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"Oh no, here comes another f&*kin carny"

Carny:
"Good day good sir, do my stripes offend thee? Or be it the sign of the moon which clads my back?"

Middle class guy on holiday in Prague:
"What? No.. leave me alone please"

Carny:
"Certain-lee, it will be, Im the gnome with fingers three!" -

Carny runs away dropping two gold coins.
by womoma April 15, 2005
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28.
snog, kiss, get off with, etc
I mooched this little blonde bird last night- oh- she was a fuckin dancer im tellin ya.
by womoma April 17, 2005
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