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Taco ejaculation is where you take the first bite of a soft taco and some of the contents are ejected out the other end.Particularly pertinent if only sour cream comes out.Different from the taco shit where a hard taco shell cracks and "dumps" it's delicious load in your lap.
My wife wiped the aftermath off her glasses from my taco ejaculation
by wolfbait51 April 27, 2011

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Deflated,dried-up mommy titties that resemble pancakes
Cougars are OK as long as they don't have those IHOP titties
by wolfbait51 April 27, 2011

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A woman who pleasures herself with a zucchini,cucumber or carrot then returns the item to the vegetable crisper for later use in a soup or salad recipe. AKA: a dirty vegan
Never eat at grandma's house, She's a notorious produce recycler.
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011

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Two things men can't stand.
There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy
by wolfbait51 April 06, 2011

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The riduculous notion that one farts only in the bathroom.Like anyone is really going drop what they're doing and make a mad "emergency" dash for the nearest restroom where they drop their drawers,bend over,grab the towel bar,bust a fart,then blot the anus with toilet paper. An extra measure of politeness would be to turn on the exhaust fan,wash your hands and hit the Glade air freshener button.
Fart etiquette dictates that one leave the dinner tablet to fart.
by wolfbait51 March 30, 2011

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Those annoying people who tie up the traffic flow at fast food drive-thru lines.Typically, they are a mommy van full of rowdy rug rats or an entire soccer team who pull up to the intercom without having decided what everybody wants.After holding up the line for 15 minutes,they again stall the flow at the pay window where they change and modify their orders.Then at the pick-up window they get their 5 bags of grub and only pull up half a car length where they begin dividing and distributing the bounty but still blocking traffic because nobody can get around them.
Shit! I can't get around those fucking drive thru squatters because they've stopped to do a french fry audit.
by wolfbait51 March 17, 2011

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When your stomach growls but you have no correlating sensation of gastro-intestinal activity leading you to believe it was someone else's tummy groaning.
Is that your stomach growling? I don't think so. Must be a ghost growl.
by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

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