2 definitions by wizwaz

Top Definition
The fart experienced just after a larger, more noisy one was anticipated. A pump is quiet and usually more likely to cause skids.
Angelica: Oh dear..
Baz: Sup love?
Angelica: I've just pumped :(
by wizwaz November 09, 2009
The name given to any hanging piece of biological matter that resembles the post-pubescent testes or chicken's wattle and wobbles uncontrollably and hilariously.

Found mainly in the neck region but not confined to it and most prevalent in elderly persons who may have undergone substantial weight loss.
Jimmy: Have you seen Austin Powers: Goldmember?
Mo: OMG yeah! Fat Bastard's gooch was minging!

Graham: This meal is lovely thanks Gethin. Haha, look at that man over there. He's got a gooch and it wobbles as he eats!

Gooches (or Geech as they are often termed in plural) are characterised by a jelly-like wobble. If they don't - it's more than likely a Gooch wannabee!
by WizWaz December 02, 2010

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