129 definitions by wizards sleeve

Cosmetic surgery on the breasts to increase their size. Popular with porn starlets.
Seen Kazza? She's just had a tit upgrade.
by Wizards Sleeve June 04, 2005
Having a woman sitting on your face. A woman with a very large hairy bush. And if she is a red-head, it is a perfect fox hat.
Dude 1: "Tonight my friend, I shall wear the fox hat."
Dude 2: "Yo Dawg! Way to go, my man."
by Wizards Sleeve March 04, 2007
An unexpected arrival. So named, because of the startled look of the average porn starlet when the money shot hits them in the face.
Lady Clematis looked up at Lord D'Cockworthy with a look of total surprise for he had just delivered a porn stars pop shot right between her emerald eyes.
by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006
Plural noun of cumfart. This is where a chick takes several doses of spoodge in the ass, gradually building hydraulic pressure up with each arriving delivery (piston or bike pump like) and then expels the whole 'cocktail' at great speed and with a loud, long Bronx cheer.
"My god she's a whore. She reckoned she took the whole team and made a record breaking cumfart cocktail."
by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006
A person who is absolutely addicted to pussy and basically lives to get the next fuck. A serious medical condition and sufferers can get group support and therapy from Cuntaholics Anonymous.
Dude: "It is 78 minutes since my last fuck. I am a cuntaholic and I need help."
Therapist: "Thank you Dude, you have taken the first step to recovery."
by Wizards Sleeve September 05, 2006
Military. A very unpleasant thing. So named from squadie wanking contests. The resulting 'barrack room biscuit' is covered in a lot of spoodge (and is usually force fed to the last man to shoot).
Dude 1: "D'ya see that chick's face in 'Bukkake Cum-fest Volume 9'? What a mess!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."
by Wizards Sleeve October 01, 2006
This is a verb that means to develop by a natural process. It's also a word that some Christians have a big problem with. The Bible says it was all created but thousands of scientists working over hundreds of years have kind of got the idea that things have 'evolved' to the way they are today - and worse still, will continue to evolve into the future.

You decide; one book written pre-science followed by a lot of people some of whom have very closed minds or, open your mind to a heap of facts and some genuinely original thinking.
"Oh man, I just saw a hot chick. My dick has just evolved from a dead mouse into a rhino-horn."
by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2005

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