128 definitions by wizards sleeve

A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat.

Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
Dude 1: "You sir, are a sad fuck."

Dude 2: "Why, Dawg? 'Cos I like like fat ham MILF? Huh? Huh?!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 19, 2006

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Verb. The act of being fellated by a milf.
Dude 1: "Hey dude, why the big smile?"
Dude 2: "Yeah!! I've just been milfellated."
Dude 1: "Way to go! Who's the lips then?"
Dude 2: "Your mom."
Dude 1: "WTF?"
by Wizards Sleeve May 19, 2005

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Yet another word for jizz. This time it's the stuff that a dude leaves on his girlfriend’s face when she's asleep and he's got home late and pissed up, thinking it's a laugh. Most often first detected the morning after.
Delia (waking up): "What the fuck is this all over my face!"
Jack (very hung over): "Errrr .... ghost snot?"
by Wizards Sleeve June 08, 2005

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The kind of vehicle that a milf drives between home, school, the shops and after-school clubs. In Britain, the Volkswagen Touran seems to be gaining in popularity amongst the milf community as the preferred brat-wagon for firm butted mature boob-babes.
"For me, the milfmobile of choice this year is the safety feature packed, 150hp SE 2.0 FSI VW Touran. It really makes my 38 year old gash moist when I'm driving the kids to school."
by Wizards Sleeve May 29, 2005

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An unexpected arrival. So named, because of the startled look of the average porn starlet when the money shot hits them in the face.
Lady Clematis looked up at Lord D'Cockworthy with a look of total surprise for he had just delivered a porn stars pop shot right between her emerald eyes.
by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006

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Plural noun of cumfart. This is where a chick takes several doses of spoodge in the ass, gradually building hydraulic pressure up with each arriving delivery (piston or bike pump like) and then expels the whole 'cocktail' at great speed and with a loud, long Bronx cheer.
"My god she's a whore. She reckoned she took the whole team and made a record breaking cumfart cocktail."
by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006

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Another name for a camel toe.

When a chick's pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see.
"Sweet Jesus, that slut give herself a damn fine front wedgie. Man I could count her pubes."
by Wizards Sleeve July 02, 2006

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