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129 definitions by wizards sleeve

Verb. The act of being fellated by a milf.
Dude 1: "Hey dude, why the big smile?"
Dude 2: "Yeah!! I've just been milfellated."
Dude 1: "Way to go! Who's the lips then?"
Dude 2: "Your mom."
Dude 1: "WTF?"
by Wizards Sleeve May 19, 2005
A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat.

Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
Dude 1: "You sir, are a sad fuck."

Dude 2: "Why, Dawg? 'Cos I like like fat ham MILF? Huh? Huh?!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 19, 2006
Yet another word for jizz. This time it's the stuff that a dude leaves on his girlfriend’s face when she's asleep and he's got home late and pissed up, thinking it's a laugh. Most often first detected the morning after.
Delia (waking up): "What the fuck is this all over my face!"
Jack (very hung over): "Errrr .... ghost snot?"
by Wizards Sleeve June 08, 2005
The kind of vehicle that a milf drives between home, school, the shops and after-school clubs. In Britain, the Volkswagen Touran seems to be gaining in popularity amongst the milf community as the preferred brat-wagon for firm butted mature boob-babes.
"For me, the milfmobile of choice this year is the safety feature packed, 150hp SE 2.0 FSI VW Touran. It really makes my 38 year old gash moist when I'm driving the kids to school."
by Wizards Sleeve May 29, 2005
A very nice person. Also, a traditional joke.
"Say, that's Hugh Jarse."
by Wizards Sleeve March 04, 2007
Another of the Holy Grail sex acts to be found in select porno movies. This is where a guy gets to fist two chicks in the ass at the same time. He is wearing the rusty handcuffs.
Dude 1: "Yo! I got a great new porno. This lucky bastard gets to wear the rusty handcuffs!"
Dude 2: "That's sick man. Lend me a copy."
by Wizards Sleeve June 16, 2007
Plural noun of cumfart. This is where a chick takes several doses of spoodge in the ass, gradually building hydraulic pressure up with each arriving delivery (piston or bike pump like) and then expels the whole 'cocktail' at great speed and with a loud, long Bronx cheer.
"My god she's a whore. She reckoned she took the whole team and made a record breaking cumfart cocktail."
by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006