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129 definitions by wizards sleeve

 
120.
Cultural capital of North London. Famous for its magnificent rail depot and Neasden Temple which is supposed to be the largest Hindu temple outside India. Also home to Neasden FC, one of the country's finest football clubs.
"A holiday in Neasden is better than a soapy tit wank off a porn star." (British Tourist Board, 2003)
by Wizards Sleeve June 08, 2005
 
121.
Northern English term originating in Liverpool. A very large and noxious shit.
Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 14, 2007
 
122.
Another word for an erection. This is a measure of hardness of the boner. On the grounds that a Chinese word search is pretty damn hard, then if you are as hard as one then you have a very fine erection.
Dude 1: "Whoa man! Did you see that chick's hooters?"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 04, 2007
 
123.
1. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.

2. Derogatory term for a fat person.
"Yo, Fat Boy Tinkerbelle. I saw you with your new boyfriend - you is a pork boy, pork boy."
by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2005
 
124.
The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.
"I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner."
by Wizards Sleeve July 23, 2006
 
125.
Fetish sex terminology. This is another term for a golden shower which shares the characteristics of the high pressure hosing and brushing system used at many outlets for the purposes of cleaning automobiles.
"Man that Ginny is one sick babe! She gave me a full jet wash last night! High pressure facial wash, power brush on my body work and then Turtle Waxed me with her moip!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 09, 2005
 
126.
Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack shit about shaving.
Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 29, 2007