When you want to hang out with your roommate, but he/she has locked themselves in their room to study for days.
Samantha: Where's Citti?
Sebastian: Oh, she's been studying in her lair for days.
When you are let down by a friend.
Sebastian: (something really funny)
Sebastian: am i here?
Samantha: dang, i stepped away.
Sebastian: am i here? you were supposed to laugh hysterically.
When you can't stop losing the game, and you need something faster to type than "I LOST THE GAME
When you try to poot
, but instead a poop comes out.
Samantha: Dang, I thought I had a huge poot coming, but then I sharted.