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4 definitions by withsebastian

 
1.
When you want to hang out with your roommate, but he/she has locked themselves in their room to study for days.
Samantha: Where's Citti?
Sebastian: Oh, she's been studying in her lair for days.
Samantha: LAIRFAIL.
by withsebastian April 18, 2009
 
2.
When you are let down by a friend.
Sebastian: (something really funny)

...

Sebastian: am i here?

Samantha: dang, i stepped away.

...

Sebastian: am i here? you were supposed to laugh hysterically.
Samantha: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sebastian: FRIENDFAIL
by withsebastian April 18, 2009
 
3.
When you can't stop losing the game, and you need something faster to type than "I LOST THE GAME."
Samantha: GAMEFAIL.
Sebastian: EFF.
by withsebastian April 18, 2009
 
4.
When you try to poot, but instead a poop comes out.

A shart.
Samantha: Dang, I thought I had a huge poot coming, but then I sharted.
Sebastan: POOTFAIL.
by withsebastian April 18, 2009