42 definitions by wiseman

A totally hot blonde girl with a killer body and a gorgeous face.
Erin was the hottest girl I'd ever seen. She could have been in Playboy if she'd wanted to. What a Schevers!
by Wiseman July 11, 2006
When a group of males get together a masturbate in a circle towards a cookie. The last person to cum on the cookie has to eat it. See circle jerk.
The guys a Sigma Alpha Epsilon played squirt on the cookie last night.
by Wiseman June 27, 2006
An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.
After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.
by Wiseman July 25, 2006
A person holding an alcoholic beverage in each hand. Often seen at keggers, ball games, or other places where the line for a drink is rather long. Individuals will often get two drinks at a time. When one is finished they get back in line. They can then enjoy the second beverage while waiting. That way they never run out and risk ruining their buzz.
Guy #1: Dude, are you two fisting it again?
Guy #2: Hell yeah! It takes 20 minutes to get a beer in this place.
by Wiseman July 14, 2006
High Fructose Corn Syrup - a sugar substitute often used in soft drinks, candy bars, and other sweetened food products.
One of the ingredients in Dave's cola was HFCS.
by Wiseman July 10, 2006
The act of vomiting. See ralph chunks
Dusan, stop drinking. You look like you're about ready to lose your lunch.
by Wiseman June 27, 2006
Anything that is so obviously gay it has to be called out.
Dude, I can't believe you like the Backstreet Boys. That is blatantly homosexual!
by Wiseman July 25, 2006

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