55 definitions by wise man

The noise a car theif makes when you catch him breaking into your car and you hit him in the throat with his own baseball bat.
Me: What the FUCK?!?!?
Car Theif: <scrambles for bat> PLERCHK!!!!!!!
by Wise Man October 07, 2003
1) To steal or 'permanently borrow'
2) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually linked to the physical appearance/smell.
1) I skanked £10 off me mum
2) That beast is well skanky
by Wise Man July 15, 2003
What you scream when you think your mate should shoot during a football match.
For gods sake SSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!
by Wise Man November 24, 2003
A universal name for any female hick or redneck, used as an insult on any common woman.
Hey Brandine!! Let's have us a critter for dinner!!
by Wise Man July 21, 2003
1) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually due to physical appearance/smell
2) The male genitalia
1) Look at the state of that beast over there, she STINKS
2) .....then she said yes, so i got me beast out
by Wise Man July 15, 2003
the number after two if you're irish
wuun, too, tree, for, foyve etc
by Wise Man July 21, 2003
To drink to too much, to be drunk.
Last night i got absolutely monstered
by Wise Man July 11, 2003

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