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55 definitions by wise man

 
8.
Bum-hole, Arse-hole, sphincter, brown eye, rusty sheriffs badge, chocolate starfish, Arris, Gary Glitter, Anus, rectum etc
After that harsh curry last night, my ringpiece became an outlet for a torrent of aromatic abuse.
by Wise Man November 20, 2003
 
9.
Irish for tits
liggat tha tets on that foyn filli!
by Wise Man July 15, 2003
 
10.
Something that you do when you need to fart in a public place, and you know it's gonna be a loud one.
My Courtesy cough covered the noise, but there was no way i could cover the smell =D
by Wise Man October 07, 2003
 
11.
A dance made popular by Jonny Bravo.
"Do the Monkey with me"
by Wise Man October 07, 2003
 
12.
A phrase i frequently use whilst at work.
Accounts Dept: I know we said that client is all clear, but we've changed our minds, you'll now have to talk to 15 different people in order to settle your problem.
Me: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!
by Wise Man October 17, 2003
 
13.
The female genitalia, fanny, flange, grindle, hairy axe wound, clout, muff, minge, beef curtains, cock wash etc etc
Her skirt was so short, i could see her mooie
by Wise Man July 15, 2003
 
14.
Male semen
I left my baby gravy all over her face
by Wise Man July 11, 2003