55 definitions by wise man
A young hoodlum who revels in making peoples lives a misery during school years. Happily though, when they grow up they will have nothing more to look forward to than getting anally penetrated every day by fellow prisoners in the shower, or, by the prison wardens truncheon ;D
by wise man July 17, 2003
by wise man October 7, 2003
The NES, predecessor to the SNES, nothing ever filled the gap that the NES left gaping, don't get me wrong, the SNES was good, but i always missed my NES
Antiques auction:
Auctioneer: And lot no 112 is a marvellous piece, a Nintendo Entrtainment System, complete with 'light gun'
Auctioneer: And lot no 112 is a marvellous piece, a Nintendo Entrtainment System, complete with 'light gun'
by wise man July 17, 2003
A rich chap that sticks needles in your gums, wrenches around all your teeth, drills holes in your teeth, and bruises your face to fuck. Then he charges you loads of money.
Wish i was a dentist......
by wise man November 5, 2003
An Estate Agency term for someone who uses hours of your time to view every house available three times, then says they're not looking anymore, also a carpet treader
by wise man July 14, 2003
An expression for breasts when the owner is over 50.
When a girl is in her 20's her tits are called Melons because they are large, round and firm. When a girl gets into her 30s/40's they become baps, still fairly round but softer.
However, once a girl gets into her 50's they become onions, when you see them they make you cry.
When a girl is in her 20's her tits are called Melons because they are large, round and firm. When a girl gets into her 30s/40's they become baps, still fairly round but softer.
However, once a girl gets into her 50's they become onions, when you see them they make you cry.
by wise man November 18, 2003