55 definitions by wise man

Bum-hole, Arse-hole, sphincter, brown eye, rusty sheriffs badge, chocolate starfish, Arris, Gary Glitter, Anus, rectum etc
After that harsh curry last night, my ringpiece became an outlet for a torrent of aromatic abuse.
by Wise Man November 20, 2003
Irish for tits
liggat tha tets on that foyn filli!
by Wise Man July 15, 2003
Something that you do when you need to fart in a public place, and you know it's gonna be a loud one.
My Courtesy cough covered the noise, but there was no way i could cover the smell =D
by Wise Man October 07, 2003
A dance made popular by Jonny Bravo.
"Do the Monkey with me"
by Wise Man October 07, 2003
A phrase i frequently use whilst at work.
Accounts Dept: I know we said that client is all clear, but we've changed our minds, you'll now have to talk to 15 different people in order to settle your problem.
Me: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!
by Wise Man October 17, 2003
pob
Freaky puppet that used to be on channel 4. His main routine consisted of spitting all over thecamera lens, writing his name in the 'fog' and then getting his pink and yellow striped jumper unravelled.
Peh - ooh - beh
by Wise Man October 06, 2003
The female genitalia, fanny, flange, grindle, hairy axe wound, clout, muff, minge, beef curtains, cock wash etc etc
Her skirt was so short, i could see her mooie
by Wise Man July 15, 2003

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