4 definitions by wiscoflorida

appwrapped

When one is wrapped up in a app on their phone, not doing tasks

"Honey, why didn't you do the dishes?"she says. "Sorry honey, I was appwrapped."

by wiscoflorida January 7, 2014

female email

A Female E-mail is when somebody sends you a single text that is so long it turns into multiple text messages.

"Dude what the Fuck did you have to female email me like that for? It made no sense. Just call me next time it will take both of us less time to figure out what you are trying to tell me," you say.
"Whats a female email?" he asks.
"It is when you send me a message over 150 characters that is a bitch to read, like you just did. It was five messages scattered in a fucked up order! It took me five minutes to figure out what u were saying." you say.

by wiscoflorida January 15, 2014

KidHawk

A term/word that is slang for pedophile.

"Dude that girl is way to young!! You are such a Kidhawk. Come on Kong you should be looking at girls more in your age range. That chick is still in high school!"

by wiscoflorida February 26, 2015

Tatt-Stat

The number of tattoos that one has on their body.

"Time to hit up the tattoo parlor man. I have to up the number of my Tatt-Stat."

by wiscoflorida February 26, 2015