7 definitions by wino joe

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The rag you use to wipe your load up with after beating off.
Don't leave your jack rags on the bathroom floor.
by wino joe May 06, 2003

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A homosexual airplane pilot.
The gayviator liked his joystick played with.
by wino joe May 15, 2003

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The language that Lesbians use when they are talking to each other.
The all girl school offers a class in Lesbonics.
by wino joe May 06, 2003

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A person who uses a plunger to bust up an extremely large turd, so it will flush down the toilet.
Send in the "turd buster". The toilets are overflowing.
by wino joe May 08, 2003

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When one lezzie invites a bunch of other lezzies to have sex with her at her parents house,while they are gone.
Beth got a good tongue lashing at the "Lezziepalooza"
by wino joe June 25, 2003

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The amount of time that your woman spends sitting on your face during sex. This applies to both Hetero and Homo-Sexual activities.
Beth got alot of face time with her girlfriend last night.
by wino joe June 28, 2003

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see:Lesbonics
by Wino Joe May 06, 2003

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