2 definitions by winkyface9

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A Tennessee Rat Tail is when a man or woman takes a shit and takes the fecal matter and rolls it into a long stringy turd, and freezes it for strength. The shitter will then take their creation and insert it into their partners rectum, vagina, mouth, etc.
Dad: That's a nice Play-Doh Tennessee Rat Tail you made there. Your mother loves those.

Son: But it's a snake

Dad:Of course it is Richie...of course it is...
by winkyface9 December 31, 2011

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When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa

hence mud flap
B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.
by winkyface9 December 31, 2011

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