Designer handbags for girls and young women before they graduate to more expensive and luxurious brands such as Louis Vuitton, Prada, Burberry, or Gucci. Usually found in more upscale malls and falls into the mid range category between cheap and expensive.
Lisa: Hey nice Coach bag, is it new?
Jenn: Yeah I'd figure it'd last me until I graduate from college
Lisa: Girl, I hear ya
Seth: Dude she's like 35 and still has a Coach handbag!
Super high end luxury department store also known as "Needless Mark-up." Basically if you're not ready to pay too much for retail then don't shop here. Won't take any other credit card aside from their own store card, all other transactions must be in cash. So if you're a mobster or a drug dealer then this is your place to shop. Otherwise better hit the ATM a couple of times before you go.
Martin: "Dude check out my new Pradas!"
Josh: "Nice! Where'd you find em at?"
Martin: I got em at Neiman Marcus for $500, I coulda gotten em at the company's store for $450 but that's how I role."
Robert: "Sorry I'm late."
Tina: "it's cool, did you get held up in traffic?"
Robert: "No I had to use the other entrance of the mall because Neiman Marcus was doing their annual party for the customers who spend $25000 or more a year."
In the morning, or anytime of the day, when the victim is taking a shower you go into the bathroom and take a large smelly shit and then flush the toilet. By flushing the toilet, the water temperature changes causing the victim to run out of the shower and smell the stench filled air. Best done in the morning, hence wake up call.
Roy: Ahhh ahhhh cold cold, *cough* *cough* *gag* *gag* what the...damn it.....MIKEY!!!!!!!
Mikey: Hahahaha wake up call!!!!!!
Manager: Why are you late today Duncan?
Duncan: Sorry it's too obscene to mention
Duncan: I stayed the night at my friend's house and he gave me a wake up call.