19 definitions by william j j t

Top Definition
A person who represents a corporation that is arrogant and condescending to others, as long as they cannot affect his or her status as a shill. Can also be defined as someone who will fuck you over for a nickel and then treat you like an asshole for asking for it back.
Person 1: Who was on the phone?
Person 2: Oh, just some corporate cocksucker who deserves a slow and painful death.
by William J J T October 29, 2010
A person of Black and Asian descent.
Woah, that Napanese dude is amazing at Basketball and Math!
by William J J T October 25, 2010
A miserable old cunt that you just want to repeatedly punch in the face. Typically over the age of 40, wears thick glasses and constantly looks annoyed for no good reason other than she's an old bitch.
Don't look at me again or I'll slit your fucking throat you crud munching bitch!

(Thanks to Matt for Crud Munching Bitch. He said it first whilst in the midst of a real crud muncher who was also a bitch!)
by William J J T October 29, 2010
When a rather large person is in need of an ambulance for any reason.
"That fat bitch broke her leg trying to chase down the ice cream truck, call the hambulance."

"Holy shit! That fat dude just passed out after eating 7 double cheeseburgers, better call the hambulance."
by William J J T October 25, 2010
Used to describe a man who oozes self confidence, rarely ever shows weakness and gets all the ladies.
Person 1: Did you see Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron?

Person 2: Yeah, he was All Cock.
by William J J T October 29, 2010
A bitch who is greasy.
What the fuck did you say to me you greasy bitch?

I aint got no candy for you, you greasy bitch!
by William J J T October 29, 2010
To have an appearance (typically facial) that slightly resembles those affected with Down Syndrome.
Person 1: Did you see that guy in line at the bank?
Person 2: Yeah man, he was weird looking, probably has a Touch of Down.
by William J J T October 28, 2010

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