1 definition by wildseaeagle

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A fat asshole of a bloke.
Someone who is petty and has no ambitions in life.
A dole bludging cheat.
A no lifer with no hope at all
Check out that fat dude. He is is a Jake Eaves for sure.
by wildseaeagle June 21, 2013

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