1 definition by why are muffins illegal?

Top Definition
some one who fails at almost every thing
rob: did you get my coffee?
tim:sorry i forgot...
a few hours later:
rob:so tim forgot my coffee this morning
jimmy: tim is such a fucking failentologist!
by why are muffins illegal? October 17, 2009

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