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1 definition by whowantslobster

 
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when a guy bangs a girl in the ass, ejaculates on the back of her head while also taking a shit on her back. then you throw a live lobster on the pile of shit and watch as it makes its way toward the cum. then say to the girl "that was wicked awesome"
Guy: I fucked that girl last night
Friend: do anything cool?
Guy: yea i gave her a maine steamer
by whowantslobster October 04, 2010