flambe is the outcome of a lit fart gone horribly wrong. This is more likely for those who have more ass hair. When a pube
flambe occurs, the ass hair catches on fire and eventually spreads up the gooch
to the chode. This is incredibly painful. Pube
flambes are popular
among people dumb enough
to pull down their
pants, then light one.
was related to the Geico
caveman, and decided to light one with his pants pulled
down. Now he in the hospital with third degree burns. Why, you ask? It was the dreaded pube flambe...
Don't light farts with your pants pulled
down, or this will eventually happen