5 definitions by whorian

Top Definition
n: a conference, retreat or otherwise third-party (read: company, government, etc) subsidized event for which an individual personally pays little to nothing, but reaps extreme benefits.
"flying out for another junket. forward my mail."
by whorian April 23, 2004
Tit for tat. Quid pro quo. The core drive of western society. That which drives us to do better (or worse). Recompense for a job well (or poorly) done.
I will help you out, but I require some compensation.
by whorian July 01, 2005
abbrev. Fuck you, pay me.

Used in protest to an unfair change in a given plan, calling attention to the requirement of additional compensation for one's efforts.
Lumbergh: Yeeeah, we're going to need you to come in on Saturday...

Peter: FYPM.
by whorian June 09, 2005

buy-me-things girl.

a woman, by function of either incompetence or malice, demands an inordinate amount of financial support.
she was fun for a romp, but definitely not girlfriend material - she's a total bmtg.
by whorian March 02, 2005
A LAN party closet-case who will never, ever have sex with a woman, despite potentially experiencing hallucinations to someday do so.
"No, I don't want to hear about the latest half-life mod, you silly fraggot."
by whorian January 27, 2004
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