2 definitions by whittlesshittlestendervittles

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the round, bagel-shaped bloat that arises around the abdomen after consuming a bagel (danish, donut, muffin) for breakfast; differs from the muffin top as it is temporary; those who don't eat a lot of wheat or gluten are particularly susceptible
Aw, man, I shouldn't have eaten that cheese danish for breakfast. Now I've got bagel belly.
by whittlesshittlestendervittles December 30, 2012

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Christian rock performed in a megachurch (often by dudes whose 80's hair bands didn't make it big).
She's all into Jesus jazz and bible study.
by whittlesshittlestendervittles December 30, 2012

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