At least its not uxbridge.
guy: Where is the nearest grocery store in hopedale?
hopedalian: Umm there is a big abandoned building you could...umm.... look at
guy: What about a movie theater?
hopedalian: Wouldn't you rather see white gangsta kids?
guy: So what do you do for fun in hopelessdale?
hopedalian: ummm... theres lake that is fun to swim in