2 definitions by whimbo

Top Definition
The state of matter in which you are called up to the board in class with an erection. In a last ditch effort to deflect that which is erect you offer a means of distraction, such as a brick through a window or a pair of inflatable fake boobs.
I was able to pull of the erection deflection in my english class.
by Whimbo February 01, 2006

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
A person, when usually a hobo is jacking off in the back of the city bus not caring who's watching or who he's watching. This person is very disturbed. especially if he is staring at you.
I saw the disturbed person in the back of the bus today.
by whimbo November 07, 2005

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug