2 definitions by whadduphoe?

Top Definition
Happens after anal sex, when you're meat has some shit on it or as black people say "ish". When you add Penis and Ish together you get Penish!
Man, after i waxed dat azz and looked down at my penis but instead it was a Penish!

Man, I love when my gurl cleans off my Penish with her mouth!
by whadduphoe? March 25, 2011

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Happens when you and your wife/girlfriend want to have a threesome. Instead of having another human, you add your dog to enjoy in oral sex or Anal licking in a "Human Centipede" position with the dog in the middle. This is known as "Man's Best Friend"
I asked my gurl what she wanted to do tonight, so i called in my Hound and did Man's Best Friend!
by whadduphoe? March 25, 2011

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