When you go and type something only to find that your fingers aren't on home row
Duder 1: where was your field trip doggy?
Duder 2: this place in Seattle, it was pretty fun. At least I got out of work.
Duder 1: nivr
Duder 2: what the fuck?
Duder 1: *nice, lol, my fingers were off the home keys
Duder 2: nice home row slip you fuck up
When multiple, powerful black police officers beat the crap out of a white guy on the street while they are being filmed.
Duder 1: "Oh snap dude look over there. That redneck is getting his ass kicked by LAPD."
Duder 2: "Yea boy! Good thing I got my camera with me. Let's go get this reverse rodney on film."
Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
A powerful guy you tell to watch out for you and your buddies to make sure you don't get too fucked up drunk
Duder 1: "Ok guys let's make sure we get at least 2 songs down when we jam this weekend."
Duder 2: "Yea for sure. I hope we don't get too fucked up though."
Duder 3: "Oh you know what we need? We need a booze bouncer! How about Rich?"
A condition where you frequently tap or step on your brakes when you don't need to. Most brake happy people are senior citizens or people that are terrified of or intrigued by everything on the road. Being stuck behind a brake happy person makes you seriously consider driving off of a cliff.
Duder 1: "What the fuck? Why is he braking? There is no one in front of him and this lane doesn't end for another mile."
Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."
Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."
Failures and let downs in your buddy's life which, if mentioned in front of his mother, would produce a nagging tirade.
Duder 1: "So Mrs. G, I heard your son dropped out of college?"
Mrs. G: "Don't even get me started! How come your girlfriend is getting her second degree when you can't even get one? Don't you know how important an education is?"
Duder 2: "Yes, mom I do. Thanks a lot you dick. Like I don't hear that enough without your help."
Duder 1: "I'd just like to say thank you to your life for providing me so much nagging ammunition."
The only girl that is in a guy's league. Most available ass is nasty and only snatched up by foreign kids that can't get with the hotter, more popular girls.
Duder 1: "Whoa check out Italian homeboy with that big Samoan girl!"
Duder 2: "Wow! She stinks dude. And she's like a foot taller than him."
Duder 1: "He's gotta take that. That's his only available ass!"
Any object, especially a picture of your girlfriend, used to cover up the check engine light in your car. Most people that use a CE blocker are too broke to fix their car and don't want to see that their check engine light is still on.
Duder 1: "Oh is that your girl? Damn you love the asians."
Duder 2: "Yeah it's only there to cover up this."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! Nice CE blocker. How long has your check engine light been on?"
Duder 2: "For like 6 months."