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128 definitions by westfalia

When multiple, powerful black police officers beat the crap out of a white guy on the street while they are being filmed.
Duder 1: "Oh snap dude look over there. That redneck is getting his ass kicked by LAPD."

Duder 2: "Yea boy! Good thing I got my camera with me. Let's go get this reverse rodney on film."

Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
by westfalia January 20, 2010
A powerful guy you tell to watch out for you and your buddies to make sure you don't get too fucked up drunk.
Duder 1: "Ok guys let's make sure we get at least 2 songs down when we jam this weekend."

Duder 2: "Yea for sure. I hope we don't get too fucked up though."

Duder 3: "Oh you know what we need? We need a booze bouncer! How about Rich?"
by westfalia January 19, 2010
A condition where you frequently tap or step on your brakes when you don't need to. Most brake happy people are senior citizens or people that are terrified of or intrigued by everything on the road. Being stuck behind a brake happy person makes you seriously consider driving off of a cliff.
Duder 1: "What the fuck? Why is he braking? There is no one in front of him and this lane doesn't end for another mile."

Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."

Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."
by westfalia January 15, 2010
Failures and let downs in your buddy's life which, if mentioned in front of his mother, would produce a nagging tirade.
Duder 1: "So Mrs. G, I heard your son dropped out of college?"

Mrs. G: "Don't even get me started! How come your girlfriend is getting her second degree when you can't even get one? Don't you know how important an education is?"

Duder 2: "Yes, mom I do. Thanks a lot you dick. Like I don't hear that enough without your help."

Duder 1: "I'd just like to say thank you to your life for providing me so much nagging ammunition."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
The only girl that is in a guy's league. Most available ass is nasty and only snatched up by foreign kids that can't get with the hotter, more popular girls.
Duder 1: "Whoa check out Italian homeboy with that big Samoan girl!"

Duder 2: "Wow! She stinks dude. And she's like a foot taller than him."

Duder 1: "He's gotta take that. That's his only available ass!"
by westfalia January 11, 2010
A canine that has a look on his face of utter despair. Each time you look a suicidal dog in the eyes it makes you wonder if the dog's ever going to try to commit suicide.
Duder 1: "What the hell is wrong with your beagle dude? He looks like he wants to kill himself."

Duder 2: "I know man, he always looks like that."

Duder 1: "You got yourself a suicidal dog for sure. Make sure you don't give him any rope to play with."
by westfalia January 04, 2010
A long period of painful, awkward silence when you're talking with your girl about something important. These long pauses make you seriously consider suicide.
Duder: "I don't want you to stop flirting with asian guys because of me, I just want you to understand how I feel"

Chica : "Yeah, I know"

*long silence*

Duder: "What are you thinking?"

Chica: "About what I should do"

*long silence*

Duder: "Damn, another suicide pause. Let's wrap this up before I go off the deep end."
by westfalia December 30, 2009