128 definitions by westfalia
A condition where you frequently tap or step on your brakes when you don't need to. Most brake happy people are senior citizens or people that are terrified of or intrigued by everything on the road. Being stuck behind a brake happy person makes you seriously consider driving off of a cliff.
Duder 1: "What the fuck? Why is he braking? There is no one in front of him and this lane doesn't end for another mile."
Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."
Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."
by westfalia Jan 15, 2010 add a video
The removal of a male's foreskin at a very late time in his life. Most common late circumcisions occur when a foreign male comes to the US in his teens and wants to be circumsized to fit in with all the other dudes.
Duder: "What's going on man? How was your weekend?"
Foreigner: "Oh man you won't believe this. I got circumsized."
Duder: "Say what!?! Dude you're 14! Didn't that shit hurt?"
Foreigner: "Yea man, you have no idea. It is still killing me."
Duder: "That is one tardy circumcision for sure!"
by westfalia Jan 4, 2010 add a video
|52.||awkward dad moment|
When a person's father says something inappropriate or uncomfortable in front of their child. This most commonly happens in front of the child's friends when they are a teenager or grown-up.
Dad: "So, anyway I found out she likes it when I shoot it on her face. It happened on accident of course, but it ended up being a good thing."
Kid 1: "Sick dad! That's my mom! What an awkward dad moment."
Kid 2: "Whoa dude your dad is a freak!"
by westfalia Dec 17, 2009 add a video
The last few get togethers before your buddy moves away.
Duder 1: "Sorry brosephs Chelsea got the job so we are moving in a couple of weeks son."
Duder 2: "DAMMNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"
Duder 3: "Dudes we have to start our final kick-its this weekend. And your ass betta come visit like erryweekend, or at least once a month."
Duder 1: "Sorry guys, I feel so ashamed. I'm gonna miss you guys BIGTIME yo."
by westfalia Mar 9, 2010 add a video
A photograph in which one person looks like shit and therefore brings down the overall quality and potential of the memory.
Duder 1: "Whoa dude your girl is looking hot in this club pic. Why come your ass is all sweaty and looking like doo doo?"
Duder 2: "I know! Fuck! It had so much potential."
Duder 1: "Way to go you pic ruiner."
by westfalia Feb 9, 2010 add a video
A popular way to say England so it flows better, especially in a rap.
Duder 1: "Here's the beat doggy, have fun."
Duder 2: "In Angland I met some bloak, muthafucka liked to sniff the coke."
Duder 1: "Nice one dude, that's the shit."
by westfalia Jan 29, 2010 add a video
A formula that helps white people translate African-American slang.
Black Duder: "Yo dogg I speak da truf! I saw that trick at da club last night."
White Duder 1: "What is he talking about friend? Is he referring to my girlfriend?"
White Duder 2: "Yea dude, when you talk to gangsters like that remember that th=f. He said he is not lying to you and that he saw your girl at the local night club last night."
by westfalia Jan 28, 2010 add a video