128 definitions by westfalia

When a person's father says something inappropriate or uncomfortable in front of their child. This most commonly happens in front of the child's friends when they are a teenager or grown-up.
Dad: "So, anyway I found out she likes it when I shoot it on her face. It happened on accident of course, but it ended up being a good thing."

Kid 1: "Sick dad! That's my mom! What an awkward dad moment."

Kid 2: "Whoa dude your dad is a freak!"
by westfalia December 17, 2009

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A more gangsta way to say "WWW" (World Wide Web). Most commonly used in the hood.
Thug 1: "Yo dogg, where'd you hear about brizzle browsin'?"

Thug 2: "Ah dogg you need to hit up dub dub dub .urbandictionary.com for all that shit."

Thug 1: "Oh fo sho doggy."
by westfalia December 12, 2009

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A person that was born in the US, but spent a big portion of their life in a foreign country before coming back to the US. Native foreigners tend to act like real foreigners with US papers.
Duder 1: "So-a I come-a to this-a country with $5 and I am-a going to a make-a millions rapping."

Duder 2: "Dude were you born in Italy? You sound so foreign especially when you rap."

Duder 1: "No doggy, I was straight born in Miami son!"

Duder 2: "Damn! You are one native foreigner for sure doggy."
by westfalia February 01, 2010

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A popular way to say England so it flows better, especially in a rap.
Duder 1: "Here's the beat doggy, have fun."

Duder 2: "In Angland I met some bloak, muthafucka liked to sniff the coke."

Duder 1: "Nice one dude, that's the shit."
by westfalia January 29, 2010

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A term, most commonly used while rapping, that is short for 'put a camera'.
Duder 1: "Ok, drop that beat. Hit it."

Duder 2: "I take her to da home yea, I putta camera, I tell her"

Duder 1: "Cut! Did you just say 'putta camera'? That's sick doggy!"
by westfalia January 28, 2010

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A best friend that is acting strange and seems to be hiding something from you.
Duder 1: "So, dude I'm moving in with my girlfriend in a couple months. I couldn't hang out on Saturday because we were looking at apartments."

Duder 2: "You son of a bitch! I knew something was going on. You were totally acting like a shady bff."

Duder 1: "Ha ha yeah dude sorry. I was going to tell you, I just didn't want you to get mad!"
by westfalia January 26, 2010

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The removal of a male's foreskin at a very late time in his life. Most common late circumcisions occur when a foreign male comes to the US in his teens and wants to be circumsized to fit in with all the other dudes.
Duder: "What's going on man? How was your weekend?"

Foreigner: "Oh man you won't believe this. I got circumsized."

Duder: "Say what!?! Dude you're 14! Didn't that shit hurt?"

Foreigner: "Yea man, you have no idea. It is still killing me."

Duder: "That is one tardy circumcision for sure!"
by westfalia January 04, 2010

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