128 definitions by westfalia
| 36. | vide-ho rejection | ||
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When a fine brizzle, most commonly your girlfriend, turns down your offer to be one of the hot girls in your upcoming rap video. Duder 1: "Shit dude! My girl says she won't be the bitch giving me a massage in our video. She says it's degrading."
Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!" Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!" |
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| 37. | contradicting shit-giver | ||
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A person that busts your balls over something when they too are guilty of it. Duder 1: "Ok, I'm down. Hey Pete you down to kick it tomorrow night?"
Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice." Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?" Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy." Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver." |
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| 38. | horsecock johnson | ||
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Nickname for a guy with a huge penis. Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."
Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy." Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!" Duder 2: "I love you Americans." |
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| 39. | link abuser | ||
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A person that sends an excessive daily amount of hyperlinks to his buddies via instant message and/or email. Most link abusers don't have the best sense of humor and send you mindless, time-wasting crap. Duder 1: "OMG! You have to check this out dude! So funny!"
Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!" Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links." |
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| 40. | family get together crashers | ||
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The people you invite (usually your best friends) to one of your family get togethers who end up making an ass out of you and ruining the party. Duder: "What are you doing with that squirt gun?"
Crasher 1: "You're uncle is going down son!" Crasher 2: "Oh my god dude! You hit him right in the face while he was talking! Run dude run!" Duder: "Shit guys, get the hell out of here quick. He grabbed some baked beans. I think he's gonna pour them on your car!" Crasher 2: "Can't believe u had the balls to do that dude." Crasher 1: "I know, are we the best family get together crashers or what?" |
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| 41. | MSB | ||
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Stands for Mother Sister Black. A woman that is african-american, has children and is known to a guy as his buddy's sister would classify as an MSB. Most white men have an 'achivement sex list' which includes a mom, a black girl, somebody's sister, a teacher, etc... If a white guy has sex with an MSB it is considered a powerful achievement. Duder 1: "I can't believe you fucked Garrett's sister. She's half black and has a kid dude. You totally scored an MSB!"
Duder 2: "I know man, it was pretty amazing. Those titties were so nice." Duder 1: "Damn! You're so far ahead of me now. All you have left on your list is a teacher. I got a lot of catching up to do." |
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| 42. | bitchety bitch | ||
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A female that is more of a bitch than other bitches because of her selfishness, constant complaining and disregard of other people's well beings. The female version of a dickety dick. Chica 1: "You're going to wear that? It makes your hips look as wide as the Titanic."
Chica 2: "You serious? I want to go kill myself right now." Chica 1: "M'eh! Don't crack the concrete when you hit." Chica 2: "You're such a bitchety bitch! We all know that shit on your face is herpes, not a cold sore." |
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