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128 definitions by westfalia

 
29.
A guy that checks out another guy's package (dick and balls) to see how they stack up against his own. Package peaking most commonly takes place in gym locker rooms and public restrooms.
Duder 1: "What the fuck? Did you just look at my dick man?"

Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."

Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."
by westfalia December 29, 2009
 
30.
A favor from above is completed when you are perched high above your friends wedding with a sniper rifle and pick him off the altar just before he weds his fiance. This is most commonly done because you can't stand the bitch he's going to marry and you need to put your friend out of his indefinite misery.
Duder 1: "Damn dude can't belive the big day is next week. Is she letting you have a bachelor party?"

Duder 2: "No, she said I can't have one. But she's having like three bachelorette parties."

Duder 1: "Wow dude you're miserable. Hopefully you'll receive a favor from above next week..."
by westfalia December 22, 2009
 
31.
A person that spends 99.9% of their free time playing MMORPGs (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games) such as Everquest and World of Warcraft. It is common for neglectful MMORPGers to forget about their family and friends.
Kid: "Damn dad quit being a dick. You've been ignoring mom all day."

Dad: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm in the middle of a raid. Leave me alone kid."

Kid: "You're such a neglectful MMORPGer."
by westfalia December 18, 2009
 
32.
A small pistol that can easily be concealed in night clubs and bars.
Thug 1: "Yo dogg that little wannabe is gonna be at da club tonight. You best grab your club snub."

Thug 2: "Oh fo sho doggy, best know it'll be up in my pants tonight."
by westfalia December 15, 2009
 
33.
A more gangsta way to say "WWW" (World Wide Web). Most commonly used in the hood.
Thug 1: "Yo dogg, where'd you hear about brizzle browsin'?"

Thug 2: "Ah dogg you need to hit up dub dub dub .urbandictionary.com for all that shit."

Thug 1: "Oh fo sho doggy."
by westfalia December 12, 2009
 
34.
A less-noticeable, thick patch of embarassing hair on a person's body. People like this go to great lengths to hide their nasty hair during sexual encounters (i.e. having sex in the dark).
Duder 1: "Oh yeah dude I LOVE 69, but I can't do it with the lights on."

Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"

Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"

Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"
by westfalia May 11, 2010
 
35.
The day you receive your tax return money.
Duder 1: "Dude black people hate me. I'm only gettin $135 back on my taxes this year."

Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."

Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."
by westfalia March 12, 2010