128 definitions by westfalia

A guy that checks out another guy's package (dick and balls) to see how they stack up against his own. Package peaking most commonly takes place in gym locker rooms and public restrooms.
Duder 1: "What the fuck? Did you just look at my dick man?"

Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."

Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."
by westfalia December 29, 2009
A favor from above is completed when you are perched high above your friends wedding with a sniper rifle and pick him off the altar just before he weds his fiance. This is most commonly done because you can't stand the bitch he's going to marry and you need to put your friend out of his indefinite misery.
Duder 1: "Damn dude can't belive the big day is next week. Is she letting you have a bachelor party?"

Duder 2: "No, she said I can't have one. But she's having like three bachelorette parties."

Duder 1: "Wow dude you're miserable. Hopefully you'll receive a favor from above next week..."
by westfalia December 22, 2009
A small pistol that can easily be concealed in night clubs and bars.
Thug 1: "Yo dogg that little wannabe is gonna be at da club tonight. You best grab your club snub."

Thug 2: "Oh fo sho doggy, best know it'll be up in my pants tonight."
by westfalia December 15, 2009
A less-noticeable, thick patch of embarassing hair on a person's body. People like this go to great lengths to hide their nasty hair during sexual encounters (i.e. having sex in the dark).
Duder 1: "Oh yeah dude I LOVE 69, but I can't do it with the lights on."

Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"

Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"

Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"
by westfalia May 11, 2010
The day you receive your tax return money.
Duder 1: "Dude black people hate me. I'm only gettin $135 back on my taxes this year."

Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."

Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."
by westfalia March 12, 2010
A friend that you take with you on one or more of your drug deals.
Duder 1: "Hey I'm dropping some trim tonight. You wanna come with?"

Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"

Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."
by westfalia February 12, 2010
An alternate way to say goodbye to a person, especially when you don't really care about them.
Chica: "Damn that was good. I came like 4 times. Was it good for you?"

Duder: "I'm gettin' my pants on then it's peace out I'm out bitch. Don't call me."
by westfalia February 04, 2010

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