128 definitions by westfalia
A guy that checks out another guy's package (dick and balls) to see how they stack up against his own. Package peaking most commonly takes place in gym locker rooms and public restrooms.
Duder 1: "What the fuck? Did you just look at my dick man?"
Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."
Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."
by westfalia Dec 29, 2009 add a video
A person that spends 99.9% of their free time playing MMORPGs (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games) such as Everquest and World of Warcraft. It is common for neglectful MMORPGers to forget about their family and friends.
Kid: "Damn dad quit being a dick. You've been ignoring mom all day."
Dad: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm in the middle of a raid. Leave me alone kid."
Kid: "You're such a neglectful MMORPGer."
by westfalia Dec 18, 2009 add a video
A small pistol that can easily be concealed in night clubs and bars.
Thug 1: "Yo dogg that little wannabe is gonna be at da club tonight. You best grab your club snub."
Thug 2: "Oh fo sho doggy, best know it'll be up in my pants tonight."
by westfalia Dec 15, 2009 add a video
A less-noticeable, thick patch of embarassing hair on a person's body. People like this go to great lengths to hide their nasty hair during sexual encounters (i.e. having sex in the dark).
Duder 1: "Oh yeah dude I LOVE 69, but I can't do it with the lights on."
Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"
Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"
Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"
by westfalia May 11, 2010 add a video
|33.||tax return payday|
The day you receive your tax return money.
Duder 1: "Dude black people hate me. I'm only gettin $135 back on my taxes this year."
Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."
Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."
by westfalia Mar 12, 2010 add a video
|34.||house warming activist|
A person that eagerly tries to get the ball rolling on your house warming party. House warming activists are very tenacious and often ask you 'when is your house warming party?' every day.
Duder 1: "Dude you moved in like 2 days ago! He's already asking you about that?"
Duder 2: "Yea dude I see him every day at lunch and the first thing he says is 'When's your house warming?'."
Duder 1: "Damn son! You got yourself a house warming activist right there."
by westfalia Mar 5, 2010 add a video
A friend that you take with you on one or more of your drug deals.
Duder 1: "Hey I'm dropping some trim tonight. You wanna come with?"
Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."
by westfalia Feb 12, 2010 add a video