128 definitions by westfalia
| 15. | emeriltator | ||
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A person that imitates Emeril Lagasse while they are cooking. Examples include: throwing a kitchen towel over their shoulder and yelling "Bam!" every time they add spices and seasonings to things. Duder 1: "Smells good dude. Why do you have that towel on your shoulder?"
Duder 2: "What am I supposed to do with it man? Hold on gotta add some oregano.....BAM!" Duder 3: "You're pretty much an emeriltator dude." |
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| 16. | sex routine | ||
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Repetitions of the same positioning, start to finish, each time you have intercourse. Duder 1: "So I turned her around did her doggy for a while, then she got on top of me for a little bit and I finished it off by busting in her mouth."
Duder 2: "Dude you do that every time! That's your sex routine huh?" Duder 1: "Is it? Shit son! You're right." |
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| 17. | sex schedule | ||
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Predetermined and consistent sexual intercourse. Duder 1: "Dude I just realized that me and my girl fuck every other day! Crazy huh?"
Duder 2: "Damn! That's a sweet ass sex schedule, especially if you're getting some spur of the moment sex on top of that." |
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| 18. | amateur dealer | ||
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A drug slinger that is just starting out or temporarily selling some drugs for quick cash. Duder 1: "So I went to the doctor because of the pain after my car accident and he gave me some vicodin. I'm going to sell them shits for like $50 a pill son! I need that money."
Duder 2: "Yeah dude, go for it. You'll be a broke ass amateur dealer but it's cool. Just make sure you don't get shot." Duder 1: "Word doggy, word." |
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| 19. | sprung phase | ||
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The time early on in a new relationship where a man or woman will do anything to see their gilfriend or boyfriend. You can tell a person is in their sprung phase if they get jealous of their gilfriend or boyfriend's ex, drop in on their gilfriend or boyfriend at work or can't stop showing pictures of their new girlfriend or boyfriend to every one they know. Duder 1: "Check out my new girl's facebook. She's so hot huh?"
Duder 2: "Sure dude, whatever you say. I'm not into the asians like you are." Duder 1: "What? Everybody else said she's such an upgrade. Wanna go visit her? She works at Macy's." Duder 2: "Whoa, you just want to drop in on her? You're definitely still in the sprung phase." |
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| 20. | preheat the oven | ||
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An alternate term for going down on a girl. Most commonly used when talking to others in a public place. Duder 1: "I can't believe you took that fat girl home last night? Did you preheat the oven?"
Duder 2: "Oh you know it dude. It was sweet like honey." Duder 1: "Wow man that's so dope." |
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| 21. | Blaggle | ||
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Used to convey a feeling of disgust or sickness. It is most commonly used as a sound effect for someone throwing up. Variations include 'BUHgaggle' which adds a powerful emphasis to your disgust and 'blaggly' which describes something disgusting. Dude 1: "Last night while I was fucking that girl from the club I couldn't see my dick because her stomach rolls were covering it."
Dude 2: "Oh my god! Blaggle!" Dude 1: "Whatever man she's so hot." Dude 2: "I've never seen anything more blaggly in my life dude, sorry." |
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