as your getting head, quickly remove cock and right when your getting ready to get off sharply jam your dick in her eye at the same time of ejaculation (make sure this one thrust counts cause your only getting one chance)... if done right the lady friend should have suffered a concussion and her retina will turn blood red.
Golding your mom was so fun last night!!!
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