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1.
A shorter form to Lactose-Lung. A condition that is contracted when a person who is lactose intolerant smokes tobacco out of a hookah when the base is filled with milk as a smoother alternative to water. Symptoms include persistent coughing, upset stomach, abdominal pain, and not-so-solid fecal matter.
"Hannah you're not a vegan, right? So we can put milk in the base?"

"No I'm not a vegan, but I am lactose intolerant..."

"Oh thanks for telling me. Laclung is no joke"

"Tonight nearly sucked. I'm glad we got that cleared up"

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"Your Laclung is really getting to you isn't it?"

"Why yes, putting milk in the base was a terrible life decision. Please fetch me your trash can so that I may vom into it."
by werepeople March 09, 2010