A shorter form to Lactose-Lung. A condition that is contracted when a person who is lactose intolerant smokes tobacco out of a hookah
when the base is filled with milk as a smoother alternative to water. Symptoms include persistent coughing, upset stomach, abdominal pain, and not-so-solid fecal matter.
"Hannah you're not a vegan, right? So we can put milk in the base?"
"No I'm not a vegan
, but I am lactose intolerant..."
"Oh thanks for telling me. Laclung
is no joke"
"Tonight nearly sucked. I'm glad we got that cleared up"
is really getting to you isn't it?"
"Why yes, putting milk in the base was a terrible life decision. Please fetch me your trash can so that I may vom