4 definitions by werdslaya

Top Definition
A person who constantly comments on your photos and status updates, who barely knows you and has no business commenting at all.
Jon's such a facebook parasite. Everytime I change my status or post a new photo, he's the first to comment.
by werdslaya January 11, 2010
Poop roll-up is a popular game to play at a party or a friend's house. After making a bowel movement in the host's bathroom, the participant first unrolls a long section of toilet paper without detaching it from the roll. He then proceeds to wipe his ass with the paper closest to the roll, again being extra gentle so not to rip the toilet tissue. Then the most important step occurs: the poop roll-up. This is when the player carefully rolls the toilet paper back onto the roll, making it appear unused. This leaves a surprise for that special someone who is lucky enough to discover the soiled portion.
I left a poop roll-up in my girlfriend's parents' house the other day. I hope her dad got my shit all over his hands! Win!
by werdslaya August 10, 2012
The windup is a popular game to play at a party or a friend's house. After making a bowel movement in the host's bathroom, the participant first unwinds a long section of toilet paper without detaching it from the roll. He then proceeds to wipe his ass with the paper closest to the roll, again being extra gentle so not to rip the toilet tissue. Then the most important step occurs: "the windup." This is when the player carefully winds the toilet paper back onto the roll, making it appear unused. This leaves a surprise for that special someone who is lucky enough to discover the soiled portion.
I pulled the windup the other day at my girlfriend's parents' house. I hope her dad got my shit all over his hands! Win!
by werdslaya August 09, 2012
BOD
Acronym for "Boss off day." A day when your boss is not present at work. BOD is commonly celebrated among employees who have problems with authority. In recognition of BOD, workers will decorate the office with a disco ball hanging from the ceiling.
Oh thank God today is fucking BOD!!! The boss has really been riding my ass lately. Please attach the disco ball to the ceiling ASAP!
by werdslaya January 12, 2010

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