2 definitions by weeman!

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When you are pouring milk into a bowl of cereal and its the end of a bag so just a couple oz. goes into the bowl, in the time that it takes for you to toss out the old bag, grab a new one, mount it in the holster and snip the tip to replenish the bowl, the milk from bag A has already festered enough and in such a small quantity that it has become warm and gross.
by weeman! September 10, 2009

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When your old lady jabs the wound with a phallic object furiously, with such emotional intensity not achieved by another activity.
What did you do last night?

Oh my plans got cancelled so I just whipped out the old mortar and pestle and went to town.
by weeman! September 23, 2009

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