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B.E.Q. - Stands for bloody, explosive queef.
A queef while you're on your period, or just a really nasty one.
(Obscene sound)
Taylor: Ew! What was that noise?
Ashley: Sorry, I just B.E.Q.!
by wednesday butt crack April 05, 2011

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