"DUDE im so indie, check out this new indie band, they are called The Polyamorous Affair. After i got their new cd i went
and bought some tight jeans, a new pair
of converse, some big headphones
and a new flannel shirt."
"you sound a little
independent-mainstream to me"
"no im just really
indie, ok well
ill talk to you later, im going to go to urban outfitters and think about
how to be more indie"