Hold My Dick. Used when the environment is not ideal for this type of language.
Guy1: wah wah wah nag nag nag
guy 2: BRO! HMD!
Never Pull Out.
It can be used at any time, in any context.
Guy 1: aww man here comes that stalker girl who won't leave you alone. what are you gonna do?!
Guy 2: NPO, son
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