Knee-arrow (nee-ar-oh) noun
The affliction of taking an arrow in the knee, especially prevalent amongst the adventurer community in Skyrim
, Sufferers of this condition usually benefit from Skyrim's generous disability program retraining them as town guards.
Guard: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"
Dovahkin: "Sounds like you've got a nasty case of Knee-arrow there mate."