*A kidney bean- mostly seen on muslims , they usually wear beany bandages (turbans) to protect their sore heads. but if you unravel it you can see the 8th wonder in the world.
*An egg- smelly bean that has a point at the top.
*A peanut- either has a really dry and wrinkly bean, or a greasy bean.
*A malteaser- bit racist? also known as a black airhead
*A jelly bean- sometimes fragranced, and very edible looking.
*A watermelon- perhaps sometimes green from far too much uphill gardening, or more world widley known for a good ol bit of bushwhacking.
*In some rare cases/ a bowling ball- usually known for the bulldog looking nose and cheeks, with a very shiny and sometimes reflectionable slap head. the bowling ball bean is sterotyped for polishing their heads before they go out to make the ladies swoon and fall to the floor.
Here are some famous beans;
Torvil & bean
Bean'ed is also refered to as slap'ed for the lols
billy* hey pete and mike do you see that bean'ed over there ->
pete and mike* yeah ROFL how could we miss that great big bean bandage he calls a turban!?