24 definitions by wang

1. A device so essential to Americans that it is mentioned alongside food, water and shelter during cataclysmic tornadoes, flash floods and earthquakes. Often abbreviated as "TV" or "teevee."

2. The drug of choice for Mike Teevee, a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
"We had no water, no power, no TV," Lurleen Tootin of Milledgeville said. "I told my Darrell we damn near could have died."
by Wang April 25, 2005
The act of one copulating with one's computer modem. Usually performed by inserting the scrotum into the modem. See also: cyber sex.
I love getting off of modem sex.
by wang March 19, 2003
a cigarette, referring to sitting around having a cigarette.
Smoked my last lope bitch.
by wang August 14, 2004

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