To attend some kind of function, do some kind of activity or task with your significant other that you would rather not do, but have to. An obligation that must be attended with your significant other that you would prefer not to attend but must.
"I'd love to come to your football party, but I have to measure a desk..."
Urban noodling is fearlessly sticking ones hand (and possibly entire arm) into a crevice of some type in an urban environment. This urban sport is a modification of "Catfish Noodling", where one attempts to handfish for catfish that are hiding in cracks and crevices along the bank of a river.
Hope a rat doesn't chew my finger off, because I'm about to urban noodle this crack in the wall!